#oyster bae

[ignrance]

˙   ៹ walking to a cafe in manhattan   :

"  am  i  the  only  person  who  thinks  that  this  whole  pink  and  bows  and  coquette  thing  is  just  a  really bad microtrend  ?  i  swear  my  publicist  spent  twenty  minutes  trying  to  convince  me  to  wear  a  bow  in  my  hair  during  my  next  show  ⸻  i  know  my  style  leans  a  bit  more  preppy  than  someone  would  expect  from  listening  to  my  music  but  the  bows  to  me  are  just  so  .  .  .  like  ,  twenty  -  thirteen mustache tumblr  core  ,  no  ?  " ( @delicatlueur )

[katierosefun]

Hello!

I’m rewatching BE (again) and I’m curious what you think of the timeline of jwds. Some people are like oh yeah they def did stuff/something after [insert arrest/clue/chase scene/homoerotic moment] and stuff like that. I personally think that while there was a lot of sexual tension going on, nothing really happened until the ds arrest scene which was basically a confession. If I had to add anything to what happened in that scene I would say the “missing” part is that I think ds stopped jw from full on confessing bc ds knew he was going to jail. He didn’t want anything to happen bc it would leave jw tied to him but also not really tied to him and he didn’t want jw to wait for him or feel trapped. Jw has had no one in his life to count on and be cared for by. Letting jw create that link between them only to be whisked off to prison two seconds later would exacerbate his abandonment issues. Homeboy literally cried over ds’s hands he would not have handled an acknowledgment of anything beyond “juwoon-a” well. Also I fully believe that jw did not visit him in prison and ds wouldn’t have allowed him to if he’d gone.

But yeah anyways those are my very messy thoughts lol. What do you think about the timeline? Do you think anything happened that wasn’t shown in the show and/or how things went at the end and after Nam Sang Bae’s death anniversary (I also think that was the first time they’d seen each other since ds got out of prison)?

Thanks!

hi anon!

to answer your questions: i honestly think part of my love for beyond evil is that there are some pretty ambiguous moments where it seems like dong sik and joo won hung around each other more than was seen on screen, so i personally love playing with whatever might have happened between them during that time.

that said, from a more technical perspective: i think the beauty of a lot of television shows (not just beyond evil, but especially beyond evil) is that there's always going to be an ambiguity of what happens where and what's shown on screen or not. i think true film theory professors/geeks could ramble for hours about the power of the camera in storytelling and how it completely changes the medium of what we know vs. what we don't. which is really all to say that i think since it's a show that has a camera that turns on and then turns off, beyond evil inherently is going to have scenes that probably happened but just aren't actually shown to the audience.

so just by default, i think there must have always been things happening between dong sik and joo won that just didn't happen in the show, and that's just by virtue that this is a television series that's made deliciously more ambiguous by director shim na yeon and writer kim su jin's creative choices.

but from a fan's perspective: oh yeah, i think dong sik and joo won absolutely had some closer will they-won't they moments that we didn't get on screen. not necessarily because the cast and creators cut them, but just talking about the characters themselves here--i like to think that joo won and dong sik had plenty tenser moments of just. figuring out whatever the hell is going on with their relationship.

and as a fan/fanfic writer, i definitely love playing with what could have happened in those kinds of moments. in some versions, i like the idea of one of the two of them crossing a line somewhere . . . and in other versions, i like the idea of the two of them telling themselves that what they have is enough, and neither of them will do a single thing about it until maybe a year or ten years after the events of beyond evil. but who knows! the world is our oyster when it comes to things like that. it's just always nice to see when people have different interpretations and different ideas of how joo won and dong sik might have finally gotten together :)

[faarkas]

tagged by @corvosattano @gendameron and @denerims (thank you beloveds) and boy did I take the quiz

— OCS AS CHARACTERS

rules: take this quiz and share 5 (or more! or less! the world is your oyster!) results from the top 50 that you feel really fit your oc(s). if you don’t recognize very many from the top 50, feel free to expand into the top 100.

no pressure tagging: @vilkaas @eviefrie @leefi @malefiicarum @rockerboys @rosebarsoap @saintjudegf @nuclearstorms @reaperkiller @aartyom and anybody else ! :3

Verde

john wick - john wick (!!!!!!)

rick blaine - casablanca

aragorn - |ord of the rings

sun bak - sense8 (!!!!!!!!)

kakashi hatake - naruto

Landon

lee sizemore - westworld

the wizard of oz - the wizard of oz

KENDALL ROY - succession (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

ryan howard - the office

petyr bae|ish - g*me of thr*nes

Lorenzo

bumblebee - transformers

barry allen - the flash

ted lasso - ted lasso (!!!!)

jim halpert - the office

jonah simms - superstore

Beau

jet b|ack - cowboy bebop

h*wkeye - m*rve|

ashley stubbs - westwor|d

mike ehrm*ntraut - better ca|| sau|

ga|e hawthorne - the h*nger g*mes

Galen

carrie bradshaw - sex in the city

oberyn marte|| - g*me of thr*nes

|umiere - beauty and the beast

jack dawson - titanic

kee|ey jones - ted |asso

merry brandybuck - |ord of the rings

Nizana

marion ravenwood - |ndiana jones

jack twist - brokeback mountain

westley - the princess bride

kate austen - Lost

jim halpert - the office (I know a dupe but SHES SOOO JIM)

Gwenyth

gera|t of r*via - the w|tcher

sandor c|egane - g*me of thr*nes

asha greyj*y - g*me of thr*nes

dary| dixon - the wa|king dead

roy kent - ted |asso

Salen

han so|o - st*r w*rs

spike spiegel - cowboy bebop

f|ynn ryder - tang|ed

JJ - the out*r b*nks

steve harrington - str*nger th*ngs

emmett cu||en - twi|ight

damon sa|vatore - v*mpire di*ries

[braidlottie]

omg. bae! ive been reading ur works and love them soo much <3 u are so right about nat being a whole man i mean its so obvi in the way they casted him ;P giggles and chuckles aside, i so headcanon you as a girl <3 you just give off such cis-minnow oceanside woman seafood stand energy! get them oysters bae!

do i know you??

[sanguineterrain]

🪄 cym aka cast ME. as... outfits 😎 i was gonna say cast me as a steve harrington outfit but you know a lot of old musicians so maybe they have killer fits. anyway world is ur oyster bae

OH HECK. ok here we go. i went w musician outfits! sorry that the links are all over the damn place, the jpgs were too big :/

p.s. if u don't want to be tagged in the mutual games lmk!

for you bae, i'm going to kin you this cute pink cowgirl dolly parton outfit i think you'd love bc it's quite southern-fem-buckycore

@itistimeforusalltodecidewhoweare you get brian may's rainbow angel winged outfit

@thesoftestpunk you get elton john's costume from his crocodile rock performance on the muppet show

@stevestummy you get paul mccartney's pink suit from the beatles' mad day out shoot

@notyouraveragemailman you get freddie mercury's sparkly sequin jumpsuit that i personally adore

@starchildbucky you get this stevie nicks' fit

@stevebabey you get bicon david bowie's blue suit from life on mars

@thornsnvultures you get prince's LOVELY purple rain fit

@spideystevie you get kate bush's chic yellow dress

@springsteens you get cher's gorgeous gold two piece from the academy awards

[imperfectly360]

Don't go to university... Don't oyster universe me. No more whoreshire sauce. Prime rib. Where are you at? Community college. Doing bad things again. Thinking about church women. Country girls. Cowboy guys. Astronauts. I love it when you are a heavy bird. Something something burdon. Burgundy. Burlingertenacious. Crabs are tenacious. Don't come for me. I like myyyyyyyy coffeeeeeeeee iced iced baby. No shame. No game. I'm gamey like a dike. I am a horrible women. Repeat after me. Mommy Katie. Daddy father. Baby vanilla. Dream team makes fire works. I still like to shimmy shammy. Don't comeeee for meeeeee. Yeah I like to stare. Call me artistic. I.d.c. I can draw your face all day. It's not weird. Trash tattoo. Trash mom!!! Secret Santa. Saints and Mrs. Clause. Classic like a coke and lays potato chips. I.d.c. I'll figure it out!!!!! Stahp doing gay shit!!!!!! I wanna be better bear :) I wanna be......... FML. "I just want to be cool" said nobody ever. Drunken donuts drunk a hazelnut. I obsessed with chocolate peanut butter!!!!!!!!! No you're not. That's gross like roses. I love my grocery store. Gwosherry stoah. Oh my bb Katie!!! I wanna see she go shopping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In her OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dress for the cause. National heart association. I'm classy like my stretchy pink polo. That's not funny anymore!!!!!!!!! Mommy I sad. Daddy I cry. Baby no love. I sowwi. Me no nothing. Biiiig hump! Wednesdayyyyyyyyyyyy I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Not under my watch!. It's Tuesday everyday!!!!!!!! Perk up butter cup! You're saaahmazing. Said bae? Bay watch? Lol. Go home you wannabeeeeeeee. Okay byeeee. I'm moving!!!! Hahahahahahahahah

[scilessweetheart]

HI LOVE i have a goofy idea: bop or flop family trip/vaca edition

you can ignore this or make it into something completely your own. if you decide to do the standard bop-or-flop perhaps you could add a third secret option for spice. the world is your oyster and this post is your blank canvas

bop or flop:

road trip

gas station stops gas bathroom AND food stops (even better than a bogo!) cracker barrel (an American Treasure) no shoes on in the car you're on aux vs. someone else is on aux (a person of your choice) driving through the Middle Of Nowhere driving at night vs. during the day driving on highways/interstates/etc vs. taking back roads listening to FM radio vs. aux eating pungent food in the car driver's seat, passenger seat, or backseat (outer) or backseat (middle seat) the quintessential family argument

if you don't hate this i will gladly send more. i'm oscillating between bored and existential crisis BUT BUT most importantly pls enjoy your time & don't let me distract you from living your Main Character Moment <3

my god your MIND. i have never received an ask so catered to me specifically and i love you for it. no clue if i did it right tho. for the record, i’m borderline american midwest, which should explain a lot about my road-trip preferences. so first, either or, so if you read any of this please compare notes.

gas station food or drive thru. gas station bathroom or roadside. cracker barrel or golden coral or (insert preferred full stop meal). shoes on or shoes off. you on aux or someone else. Middle of Nowhere or city driving. night driving or day driving. interstates or back roads. FM or aux. eating pungent food (regret) or eating pungent food (pride). driver or passenger princess or window or middle. family arguments or passive aggressive.

now. i have separated this into two groups: answering as myself, and then answering as whoever is unlucky enough to be driving with me. because the result is very different. i literally end up just talking to myself but i thoroughly enjoyed this so thank you for the prompt :)

FOR ME

gas station stops: bop. i will get a slushee and an extra large soda and will be at peace for life.

gas station bathroom: for everyone involved - flop. simply disgusting. almost would rather roll the dice and pull over to the side of the road, but am not quite there yet.

cracker barrel: bop. i fuck up some cracker barrel for real. i also would like to know how you just knew i stopped here on road trips.

no shoes in the car: BOP. i’ll slide off the walmart birkenstocks and curl up into a ball in the backseat and be dead to the world.

me on aux: BOP. anyone else: FLOP. why would i tolerate music i only lukewarm care about when i could be the DJ of my own coming of age movie. (the size of the flop is dependent on who it is. lauren is the only one who comes close to being a bop. sorry bae)

driving in the middle of nowhere: bop. the adhd kicks in and i just like to zone out and focus on my current maladaptive daydream, so i’ll be set for hours and a barren wasteland of corn is the perfect white noise.

night driving: BOP. day driving: BOP. i have catered playlists to both scenarios and therefore am prepared for any situation.

highway driving: a surprising bop. i like being able to flip on cruise control and just follow the road. HOWEVER. backroads: bigger bop. because pretty <3

FM: flop. see aux cord.

eating pungent food: flop. i get car sick and food smell makes it worse.

driving: bop. passenger princess: less of a bop. window: the most bop. middle: massive flop. i can’t explain beyond this.

family arguments: bop. now you all are trapped with me and my shitty opinions.

FOR EVERYONE ELSE

gas station stops: flop. they make me have to piss every half hour which adds a good amount of travel time.

cracker barrel: flop. once i got so sick on a road trip from chicken and dumplings we had to pull over so i could throw up off the highway.

no shoes: flop. when we do pull over, it takes an hour for me to find both shoes and put them on.

me on aux: flop. anyone else is indifferent. i’m self aware enough to know i’m insufferable when i pull up spotify.

middle of nowhere: apparently it’s a flop from what i’ve heard, but i don’t know if i believe that.

night vs day driving: apparently night is a flop? people can’t see as well and get tired. once again, how do you not enjoy the empty.

FM: indifference. as long as i’m not on aux, no one else i know cares.

pungent food: bop. no one else i know seems to have a problem with it >:(

family arguments: bop. mine loves them. let’s release all the pent up tension 15 minutes into the drive and hope the awkward goes away by the time we get to our destination.

[davidhatter]

Getting Into Knives || Hatfish

baenxietydad​:

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“I was used to it.” Mu-yeol said, shrugging a shoulder. “And my in-laws hating me was nothing compared to just like, the base level existence of being a fairy. ‘I hate you’, love that for you, but get in line. I think it would hurt me more now if a partner’s family hated me.”

He began to portion out bowls of soup and put the rest of the steamed mandu on a plate with the sauce he always kept Miss Anna supplied with. The spicy version, as he’d gotten her and her two grandkids to enjoy it and Hatter didn’t seem like he needed the people of  colonial persuasion version made for him.

“But I’m not seeing anyone so I don’t have to worry about that.” He smiled, like he won by not having any in-laws to deal with right now, and handed Hatter his bowl of gul mandu tteokguk. One thing about Korean food names, they tell you exactly what’s in it. Oyster and mandu rice cake soup.

“Aaaaand lastly,” he said mostly to himself as he opened up the fridge. “Some of the perrila leaf kimchi and pickled garlic banchan I made for Nam-min and Miss Anna.” He set the small portions of each down on the table and finally sat down. “Now hopefully you like everything.”

--

Still having not found a reason for anyone to be upset with Mr. Bae being an addition to their life, he was forced to simply accept what he was being told. He guessed sometimes people just didn’t like one another. It was the way of the world after all, and why they were stuck having the same old circular arguments they’d been having for ages.

He waited, being patient despite the anticipation that was building up since the smell of everything had been coming together ever since Mr. Bae had taken out the first set from steaming, until the plates were set and they were tucked in at the table.

The first bite was as good as he had hoped it would be. Better, even. The labor put in, as well as the ingredients, always made any meal taste that much better. It was so good, actually, that he waited until he’d finished his second bite to say anything. 

And all he said was, “Well done. Cheers,” before going back to eating.

[maxjellopower]

Booty booty

April - May 2020

[i-still-dont-know-blog1]

Fun times with my love ❤️

[thepickyprincess]

When you tell #Bae you just want a light dinner....MORE FOOD PLEASE 🥰 #oysters #tartar #fishtaco #fishtacos #seafood #seafoodpasta #datenight #feedmeimyours #goodcatchboilhouse (at Good Catch Boil House) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3QuGuUBF_D/?igshid=yco5cebii8yv

[mypreciouskitchen]

Oysters shucked and delivered because I've had a tough week😢. I think he might be for keeps🤔! Didn't even know @checkers_sa sold oysters 😳. So pleasantly surprised. #Happiness 🤗 #love #oysters #bae #fresh #spiritsup (at Infinity Beach Front Hotel- BloubergStrand) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2UlgcwicWi/?igshid=1i2ogd0ag4how

[stonedrozes]

what songs do u think best describe you??

hello emmi bae <3

those would be: this is the one (the stone roses), tinderbox (stiff little fingers), in thee (blue oyster cult) & emilie (the charlatans)

anonymously (or not) ask me anything you want to know about me

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

S’MOYSTER EPISODE! S’MOYSTER EPISODE!!

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER THIS OKAY YA’LL?! THERE IS A LOT TO PROCESS BUT LET’S START FROM THE BEGINNING

Yes Steven, please do remind us how you’re like a newly wed romantic couple that just goes to every country together for their dates (Fancy husbands au again guys???  👀 )

Steven talking about he and Andrew share a bond that only the two of them have and just fuckkkkkk I’m sorry, but isn’t this something you almost write about when doing a soulmates au??? OR OR WHAT U SAY DURING WEDDING VOWS SOMEBODY STOP ME PLEASE sdbvjkbavdsk

AND THEN YOU ADD THIS LINE NEXT

THE BEST PARTNER I COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR GUYS STOP STOP MY HEART MY HEART

I CAN’T TAKE IT AHHHHHH

dfsvkjdsabkcmdslmadc

Steven , saying things that are close to soulmate quotes or wedding vows and then next I hear Andrew saying long and hard and my brain exploded

I am so fucking sorry but this was hilarious and i am crying and i can’t, i am just losing my mind with these two pls

Somebody please save me, i can;t handle this oh my god oh my god

STEVEN REALLY SOUNDED TENDER EARLIER AND ANDREW KEEPS MAKING LIKE INNUEDO BED SAYINGS I AM LOSING MY MIND AHHH

sadcbjksdancjknadscsa 

I’m sorry Andrew, but even Steven looks like he is questioning your mind right this moment and I am fucking losing it

But Steven knows his bae so fucking well so he just takes it and asks how it’s spelled again, DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING QUESTION IT AHAHAHAHHAHA

NEVER GONNA GET OVER STEVEN’S FUCKING REACTIONS HERE GUYS NEVER AHHHHHHH cbdsajifhjadsk fuckkkk  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

Andrew: polite and ethereal

Me: Are we still talking about the S’moyster or are you talking about Steven now????? lmaoooo

THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING! GOOD ADVENTOROUS FOOD, DRAMA, TENDERNESS, GAYS, AND CATS! WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR!?

Steven knowing exactly what Andrew likes, loves, and appreciates and just fuckkkkk  🥺

It’s either Steven is HUGE BOYFRIEND MATERIAL or Steven just really KNOWS AND LOVES ANDREW THAT MUCH.

Willing to wager it’s both lolololololol  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

U know, Andrew has some pretty dark thoughts that slip out every now and then, but I feel like we just don’t notice enough that STEVEN also has those pretty dark fucking thoughts lurking in the dark recesses of his mind lmaooo

also jfc Steven HANSEL AND GRETEL! XD Steven and Andrew finding a ginger bread house tho and having to escape certain death from a witch  👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Why does this ep give u so many standrew au ideas??? lmaooo

I really love Steven having mental break downs in each episode, he will always have one whether he’s cooking or baking lol

Need to have pictures of both Wellington and Simba in this post ya’ll, this is not complete without them lol

More Simba content! I know this is supposed to be a standrew post but ya’ll can;t stop me from appreciating their cats sdbfjhasdkj

Yes Steven, we remember your oyster ep in Australia but also please keep telling us more how the two of you have grown together as people  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

This scene just makes me think that it’s been so long since they’ve last held or been with each other physically that they’re both shy and trying really hard to contain themselves and just not fucking smooch on camera with everyone around them dsbfjasbkjd

Andrew SUBTLEY trying to tell Steven on camera that whatever the fuck he makes Andrew will love it and I am living for this fucking ship i am fucking crying, my crops are thriving, my skin is clear, and we are all in standrew heaven thank you

THIS IS SUCH A WORTH IT MOVE HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO ME!?!?!? AHHHHH literally Andrew only appears one episode and all of a sudden Steven is doing so many censored things I am fucking crying

WHY IS HE ASKING FOR STEVEN’S PERMISSION TO OPEN HIS GOD DAMN EYES AHAHAHHAHA

No Andrew, actually you’re the only he served wine to here AND IT IS A FUCKING ROMANTIC BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND GESTURE HOW DARE bdshcbasdjbcfadsj  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

This is date night, almost, Andrew pls, he’s trying to be subtle even with the cameras on lololololol

Andrew, this was a disgusting dish that Steven made edible, IT’S FUCKING AMAZING.

The entire ep just shocked me in general that he really made it so edible, ANDREW YOU GOTTA APPRECIATE UR BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND MORE, I EXPECT STEVEN TO GET MORE THAN A GOLD STAR REWARD LATER TONIGHT.

EDIT:

I ALMOST FORGOT TO ADD THIS LAST SCENE BECAUSE IT’S LIKE A FUCKING MARVEL ENDING CREDIT LMAO

guys please, just imagine, Steven saying faster, faster in the end but it’s in bedroom times with Andrew fuckkkkk yiiiisssss sdbjihasjkcnsak *gets knocked out* 

need to record Steven’s voice here for fanfic inspirations lol

[wsl-chelsea]

waiting to see if kristie's going back to london or to the us for her friends wedding. it looks like sonnett's on the plane back.

I know she's closest with megan oyster but if you're not in the wedding party would you rather be supporting your bae at wembley or in chicago in the winter? is sammy j even going too cos she went to college with oyster.

hm yeah i’m wondering about that too. i have a feeling kristies heading to london but i’m not sure

[wishuponabookshelf]

me trying to sprinkle some spring magic into my feed salt bae-style amidst my overall autumnal/dark academia colour palette like: ✨💐✨🌸✨🌺✨🥀 • much like my passion for reading, literature and all things bookish i also have a great enthusiasm for fragrances and nice scents, particular in the white floral, woody and gourmand variety. chanel’s coco mademoiselle is one of my all-time faves (it’s such a pretty bottle so i thought i’d feature it here to go w/ my spring theme). it’s really versatile; can be worn for any occasion and the perfect blend of elegant and sexy 🥰 i also have other faves including alien by mugler, chanel no. 5 (another all time fave), good girl by carolina herrara and even tom ford’s tobacco vanille and vanille fatale ☺️ • i think i’ve probably annoyed everybody within close vicinity—friends, family, colleagues, strangers—w/ my ‘enthusiasm’ for fragrances at least once 😅 • what are some non-bookish hobbies/interests you have? could be anything from creating music, food/baking/cooking, soap making or even star-gazing; the world is your oyster 💫 • #bookstagram #lifestyleblogger #hobbies #chanel #vintage #manuscript #rustic #shakespeare #autumn #cosyvibes #inspiration #mybeigelife #bookblogger #bookphotography #thehappynow #babysbreath #livethelittlethings #vscocam #winter #fantasy #journalspread #beautiful #highfantasy https://www.instagram.com/p/CFSBLESAraU/?igshid=1et7zwhnnsz9j